This is the worst thing I've seen

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 01/12/2016 at 08:46 • Filed to: None

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Found on instagram

wiffleballtony > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:49

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Doesn’t look real to me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:52

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I like it.

fourvalleys > wiffleballtony 01/12/2016 at 08:52

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Have I got some bad news for you:

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:53

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Eww... even as a “stance” fan this is disturbing.

Needed this to wash my eyes.

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:54

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fourvalleys > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:54

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Here’s a “video review” of that thing:

Nerd-Vol > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 08:54

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My Miata weeps.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 08:55

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 01/12/2016 at 08:57

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Yep. real.

wiffleballtony > fourvalleys 01/12/2016 at 08:57

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I was hoping something that bad couldn’t be real.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 01/12/2016 at 09:00

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How dare you say such a thing through gif form. I’m offended.

Not really.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > fourvalleys 01/12/2016 at 09:02

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The only thing he reviews is how much it scrapes.

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 09:03

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haveacarortwoorthree2 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:07

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Looks like a cross between Lightning McQueen and a POS.

d15b > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:07

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At this point, it is no longer a car, it’s a statement. A piece of art, if you will.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 01/12/2016 at 09:08

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Why are you running away from me?

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 09:09

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From the video. It’s too early to ruin my day.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 09:11

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Justin Young > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:13

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This is its previous form.

You do know that the one in the OP is still a work in progress?

David E. Davis > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:14

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Sir, your alignment is out.

Stef Schrader > fourvalleys 01/12/2016 at 09:15

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He nails it when he says it’s “the ultimate troll car.” Miata fanboiz are mad? I kind of dig it.

Also, that video review is awesome. “I’ve had enough scraping this car.” I guess that’s how it is to drive something like that. Hilarity. Pure hilarity.

Jdrentarol > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:16

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Oh god, forget the zombie apocalypse, the retards are coming!

Viggen9er3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:17

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While I don't like stanced cars, this one is hilarious, I get it!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 01/12/2016 at 09:20

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Exactly. This is why having a stupid car is cool.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 09:21

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Those are the old flares. That was the older setup.

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:23

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No.

Justin Young > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 09:24

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Yeah, I just discovered that. Still, OP is criticizing a WIP and, more importantly, a car he doesn’t even own.

Needmoargarage > d15b 01/12/2016 at 09:24

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Art is fine, so long as it’s not anywhere near me on the road.

d15b > Needmoargarage 01/12/2016 at 09:26

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Agreed!

d15b > d15b 01/12/2016 at 09:26

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Now that I take a look at it again. It’s trying too hard.

fourvalleys > Needmoargarage 01/12/2016 at 09:27

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To take it a step further, if it isn’t a car, why is it on the road at all?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 09:32

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I like it though.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 09:37

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Visually that looks pretty badass, but after seeing how much those wheels stick out I really hope this is a static because I can’t imagine a way that is safe to drive on a regular basis.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 09:37

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What am I supposed to do? Never critisize a car because I don’t own it?

nafsucof > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 09:39

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Exactly. Lol.

Justin Young > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 09:50

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Um...errr...

Well, it’s a zero f*cks give build, so that is expected.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 10:01

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I never got the “zero fucks builds” where the car was planned to look like that. A proper zero fucks build actually came from junk. That thing had some time and money thrown at it.

DoYouEvenShift > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 10:03

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Swap in a Harley Davidson motor and the troll machine is complete.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > DoYouEvenShift 01/12/2016 at 10:24

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Put a Miata engine in a Harley.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/12/2016 at 10:24

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Agreed. This is a weird middle ground that doesn’t make sense. Either something is a legit scrap build, or it is a high-dollar troll build, but this is a silly compromise.

Scary__goongala! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 10:29

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I’d give the man a high five

...to the face

.......with a chair

McMike > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 10:40

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Not sure if steel belt, or inside of rim.

DoYouEvenShift > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 10:56

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At least it would improve the sound lol

MachineReplica > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 11:00

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Based on how the Miata suspension works, I'm not quite sure how he got those angles. Maybe crazy long lower control arms? Custom ball joints and tie rod ends? Custom drive shafts? I do hate this and everything it represents, but I do appreciate the time, effort, skill, and engineering that went into this. What a shame that such a good car was destroyed in the process.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 11:01

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The Ultimate Ground Scrape Check

Carlos wishes he has a manual > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 11:11

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Now that looks awesome! Personally I don’t like the the new form, but that old form screams cool to me

JustAnotherG6 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 11:17

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I like the headlights & the foglights. The overall dishevelment of the body is okay/works. I don’t get the A/C condenser/Oil cooler/Transmission cooler placement but I could live with it. If it were mine I would get rid of the Stance, the light bar and the scripted text on the windshield. Oh, and the chrome side mirror is a nice touch.

Justin Young > Carlos wishes he has a manual 01/12/2016 at 11:26

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Well, we just have to wait.

Blondude > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 11:39

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I fucking love this.

The oil cooler lines coming out of the turn signal are a nice touch.

Blondude > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 11:40

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Those fender flares are amazing.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MachineReplica 01/12/2016 at 11:42

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Probably custom upper and lower control arms, and custom spindles. Certainly a ton of effort, but I don’t understand the ‘why’ at all, nor why you would put that much effort into making something shitty looking instead of doing a legit junkyard build

pImpOfThePerverse > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/12/2016 at 11:48

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I actually came here to post those same 3 words. He looks like a rat fink cartoon driving that thing! Is that car somehow not oppo because it’s dumb and wildly impractical? I thought oppo was a safe space for people who understand why you might want to put a ‘busa in a reliant robin.

mr2gud2u > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 11:51

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Miata and Subaru guys can get away with almost any bad or half ass mod and someone will always say the mod in question has some bullshit race application. Meanwhile poor Honda guy gets labeled a ricer.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > pImpOfThePerverse 01/12/2016 at 11:51

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Anything goes except for stance.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > mr2gud2u 01/12/2016 at 11:56

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Literally every mod I did to my EK sedan was “rice”. Black out the trim? Rice. Lower it 1.5 inches? Rice. I literally put on repainted OEM wheel covers and it was called rice.

Carlos wishes he has a manual > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 12:02

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Yeah you are right, it isn’t fair to judge it yet if it’s not finished.

ChronicVw > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 12:27

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This car gives me anxiety.

The Powershift in Steve's '12 Ford Focus killed it's TCM (under warranty!) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 13:48

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I hate these lightbars with all of the fury of a thousand suns...which, incidentally, they’re as bright as.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DoYouEvenShift 01/12/2016 at 14:57

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LS swap.

cesariojpn > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 15:19

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There is no way even states with no inspections would approve of this.

Tapas > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/12/2016 at 20:40

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Well, I think we have a winner - worst Miata on the road.

Didn’t think we would ever have a clear winner but this guy is leading other contestants by so many “what did you do!”s

Tapas > Justin Young 01/12/2016 at 20:43

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This build is marginally less offensive.

What....if you dont like my criticism, Dr. Frankenstein, then come at me. I’ll just make a U turn and leave driving at 20mph, while the dude struggles to make a 18 point turn.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/13/2016 at 04:29

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i like it.